If I a rich man,

I will learn to be an ingenious cook, and staying besides the table with my family and enjoying my cookery.

If I am a rich man,

I will buy 100 years of happiness and safety for my parents, as I hope my parents will live a better life when they are older.

If I am a rich man,

I will donate much of the money to contribute in education and let more and more Chinese children receive advanced education;

If I am a rich man,

I will invent in treatment of incurable diseases to save more patients and protect the happiness of more families.

If I am a rich man,

I will build a tremendously strong empire and get avoid of the violence and unharmonious aspects in this world.

If I am a rich man,

I will place investment in a basketball team in order to improve the level of CBA.

If I am a rich man,

I will build the bridges connecting all the continents in this world so that we can travel in other countries and we can also promote our communication to make the whole world as a village.

If I am a rich man,

I will expand my desire of Platonic love for all the young people.

If I am a rich man,

I will exchange thousands of lace wigs for myself and show different me to the world as I don't want to be murdered one day.

But if I am a rich man,

I will not invest in Chinese football unless I want to give up all my desires above.

Let's pray for Chinese football!