You're single and yet you're a real catch. All the best guys either are married or don't pay any attention to you. The ones that are married have beautiful wives with impressive characteristics and you're inclined towards enhancing your own. If this sounds even a little bit like you, be very careful. Fake breasts can be tricky.

Now, I don't mean the operation itself. Modern surgical techniques mean that it's as safe as an operation can possibly be and a reputable surgeon will do a fantastic job, probably giving you the breasts you've always wanted.

Nor am I talking about boob-jobs being immoral, or silly. For a person who wants to improve themselves and truly feels that plastic surgery is the way to go, I say, go for it! It's your body, who is anyone else to judge you for wanting to be happy?

What I am talking about is how people react to fake boobs.

I personally think they're great., Tony the Tiger impression notwithstanding, and look out for them all the time. A friend of my family is a cosmetic surgeon and he tells me that it's more common than you may realise.

Other men however seem to be quite weird about the whole thing.

Many I have spoken to claim they don't like fake boobs, and yet when a woman with clearly enhanced breasts comes into view they will be congratulatory. Obviously not to her face, but to the men around him.

Why this odd reaction from men? Well, I believe it's this:

* Men believe women with fake boobs are very vain and therefore would not bother to accept his invitation to drinks and a light meal

* Men hate rejection and pro-actively set themselves up not to fail

* Men also think that if they say they don't like fake boobs in the earshot of a woman with un-enhanced breasts, she might think that he's a 'new man'

Instead of thinking, 'she may have been self conscious about her breast size and made a well thought out change' or 'she might have done it to attract men like me' or 'she's pretty and I'm single, why don't I just speak to her', a lot of guys will just say, 'nah, don't like fake ones' so save themselves the embarrassment of striking out.

In a nutshell, men are intimidated by augmented breasts and if you are thinking about having plastic surgery simply to get a man, you may wish to rethink your strategy. Of course, if you're doing it for yourself then it's a wonderful idea.

Also remember that there are plenty of women catty enough to look down their noses in envy and spite at you for having a boob job, but that's just jealousy and you can handle that.