So, you did not report for work and you need a Doctor's note to present when you get back. Unfortunately, you don't have or could not provide a valid Doctor's note. You probably don't have time to visit the Doctor's Office or doesn't have health insurance to cover your medical expenses. It is a good thing that you can always get a fake Doctor's Note online for a small fee. Just download the template and fill in the required information and you are all set. But you would probably thinking of what kind of illness you will put in your fake doctor's note. Below are list of common illness that you can use for your fake Doctor's note. Note that this is just a small sample. In reality, there are many other types of illnesses that you can use for a doctor excuse note. Try to use different illnesses every time you use an excuse note.

Heartburn

Heart is a painful and burning sensation just below the breastbone. It feels like you are having a heart attack but you are not. The cause of this is overeating or drinking alcoholic beverages.

Migraine

A migraine is an intense pain that often affects the part of the head. It sometimes involves nausea, vomiting, blurry vision and extreme pain. You can feel the pain behind the temples or behind the eyes or ears. Migraine may occur anytime but usually begins in the morning and can last from hours to days.

Colds

The common cold develops gradually. It usually starts with itchy throat, sneezing and sniffles that lead to nasal congestion. It can also be accompanied by a mild fever. You can also experience coughing and hacking due to congestion.

Flu

A Flu or Influenza is an infection of the respiratory tract that can affect many people. The Influenza spreads from one person to another through sneezing and coughing of an infected person. This is an aerial virus so you can catch them anywhere so it is important to have a flu vaccination to prevent being infected.

Note: Do not use this reason on your fake Doctor's note if your company knows that you had a flu shot. They may find it suspicious.

Dysmenorrhea

This is a discomfort that is associated by menstrual pain. It ranges from lower abdomen cramps, frequent urination, diarrhea, sweating, bloating, nausea and vomiting. It also causes mood swings, head and back aches.

Note: This excuse is definitely to be used by females only, and make sure that you use this on your fake Doctor's note when you already had you menstrual period.

Since there are so many illnesses that can be used on a doctor's note, there is no real reason to keep using the same excuses again and again. This will give you the opportunity to get ample rest. When you feel that you are well rested, you can continue to pursue your work with renewed vigor.

Finally, be sure that you do not mistakenly use a illness that is not meant for your gender: e.g. Dysmenorrhea. Doing so may lead to great embarrassment or even undesirable consequences.