Confessions of an Erratic Female Teenager

Do you remember how rebellious you were when you were a teen? Perhaps you were the kind to get wasted and dance on bar stools to entertain older, perverted men. Maybe you were the girl who broke all the guys’ hearts. Were you a druggie who used people for dope? Or were you literally the neighborhood bicycle? No matter how bad you think you were, it was probably just a teenage phase. You must have been caught up with the wrong people at too young of an age. You must have been drugged up and out of your mind. You must not have been thinking about your parents, God, or the consequences of your actions. Here is a list of disgraceful teenage confessions from an anything but catholic school girl.

  1. I am cheating on my boyfriend with multiple different guys.
  2. I throw up and avoid eating whenever I can because I strive to be much thinner.
  3. I buy clothes that are way too tight and generally too small to enhance my curves.
  4. I have been having sexual relationships with other women.
  5. I steal my parents’ money and buy crack on the corner with it.
  6. I sold all my siblings’ valuables to pay for my nasty dope addiction.
  7. I smoke cigarettes and lie about it.
  8. I make out with my best friend’s first love.
  9. I write anonymous love letters to fat rejects from school.
  10. I rob all the people I hate because I’m too lazy to get a job.
  11. I lie about going to school and having an after school job. I ditch to get high.
  12. I sneak into bars and have established a group of friends who are a lot older than I am.
  13. I started having an affair with a man who had a baby and a wife.
  14. I cut myself because I hate all my lying and bad behaviors but I cannot stop.
  15. I turned my two enemies against each other and caused their demise.
  16. I take pills to go to sleep and snort lines to wake up in the mornings.
  17. I abuse my mother because she’s too weak to fight back.
  18. I use my older sister’s ID and pawn my younger sister’s toys.
  19. I take part in group gang beatings and breaking and entering.
  20. I like to be bad and I don’t intend to change anytime soon.

Girls with an attitude like this need some intervention. Help a young, confused teenager out today and give them the support and punishment that they deserve.