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Could it be that you are a "Boomer"? Perhaps you are one and are in denial, 'eh? Well, there are some ways to tell if you are a Boomer. We have written some down some things that we will just call humorous boomer characteristics. Check them out and see if any of these are you! It is ok if they are...we are in this together!
I, the Ol' Boomer, will get things started by giving you my top 10 humorous boomer characteristics. I am sure as you read these you will be able to think of even more (if you are not laughing too hard to think at the same time).
Thoughts from Ol' Boomer (at least these are the thoughts that are left):<br>
1) We have a lovely "hourglass" or "pear shape" (which makes clothes shopping an adventure - note I did not say a fun adventure)<br>
2) We absolutely love elastic! There is more room for dessert, right?<br>
3) We are a walking pharmacy with our supplements and medications.<br>
4) Our hair is either shaved, wigged, receding, or we have resorted to a toupee.<br>
5) The television remote has its own special place and is considered a lifeline to the outside world.
6) Our idea of fashion and style? Whatever is comfortable!<br>
7) We have gray hair, partly grayed hair, colored-over gray hair, or have decided that the Grecian formula looks pretty good.<br>
8) What is our favorite sport? Watching sports of course!<br>
9) There is a secret conspiracy going on that only we know about - the Three Stooges are really posing as politicians...uh huh<br>
10) Gentlemen, we most likely have selective hearing (at least that is what my wife tells me on a regular basis!)<br>
I really enjoy baby boomer humor, don't you?
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