Loving Mother

The three daughters were in the tennis club lounge heavily drinking and lamenting about their crazy ninety year old mother and her sexual promiscuity. They were discussing how she was spending a thousand dollars an evening on male studs supplied by an escort service. It was agreed that in a few more years she would be broke and that there would be nothing left for them to inherit. Their mother had undergone two open heart surgeries and she survived them both. They wished she would die of heart failure.

After she had ruined his reputation by her wanton behavior her third husband had her committed to a mental institution to be treated for Nymphomania. The head psychiatrist diagnosed her as incurable after he found out she was making love to his whole staff and all the patients. It was rumored that he also was one of her lovers. She was released only on the condition that she remains heavily medicated.

Nymphomania is a disorder said to show up in ten percent of women. It is marked by an insatiable desire to have repeated sexual intercourse. Catherine the Great was one of its famous victims. It is said that she made love to every member of the royal guard and some of their stallions. She died when she was kicked to death by a jealous Mare. Most psychiatrists say the disorder is incurable and if possible it should be ignored and allowed to continue. The Courts were full of claims from its victims who demanded that nymphomania should be legally declared a disabling disorder. It was impossible for them to be in a work place without making love to all the employees. The federal government has finally recognized Nymphomania as a disability and has issued monthly checks to its victims.

The three daughters discussed how their mother had ten husbands and had lost them all with her insatiable desire to make love. All ten of her ex- husbands were sex driven men who thought they had found the perfect match. Little did they know what the future had in store for them. None of the marriages lasted more than a year. Four of her husbands developed physical impairments from the sexual demands forced upon them. They limped away from the marriage, never to make love again.

The three daughters were not innocent victims of a sexually disordered mother; they too had their mother’s disorder. Each of them had married many times and chased away their husbands. No man can stay with a woman that is afflicted with Nymphomania for more than a year. But now the desire for money had temporarily subdued their lust. They now planned to get rid of their mother and enjoy their inheritance. After that was done they would take a long vacation in Rome and sample a few thousand Italian lovers.

It is rumored that there is a young and fantastic lover that lives in a villa in Switzerland. He is visited by rich sex crazed women who travel thousands of miles to spend some time with him. His reputation as a great lover is impeccable, and he is always available for the right price. The daughters had an idea; they would send their ninety year old mother to him. He would be instructed to keep her constantly in the bedroom. A bonus would be given to him if his sexual marathon exceeded forty eight hours. Their mother had two open heart surgeries and the encounter was sure to kill her. They put their plan into operation.

He was declared dead by the examining physician, and after careful examination was said to have died from exhaustion. The doctors were surprised that a twenty five year old man in perfect health would die from exhaustion making love to a ninety year old woman. His naked body was then shipped to the morgue.

The daughters were there to greet their mother, as she stepped off the plane after returning from Switzerland. She said that she was having a marvelous time until her lover ran out of steam and died. But she will shortly replace him. The daughters gave up the idea of getting rid of their mother and resumed their endless search for horny men.
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