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1) Never ever type "okay" and press enter if someone says "brb".
It's inexplicably futile, because if you know what brb means, you would also know that after typing those insanely helpful three letters, the person is no more sitting opposite the screen to read your "okay". Okay? got that? very good.
2) Never ask anyone if they're 'single'. I mean, c'mon, obviously they are! One piece, from head to toe. Not joint at the hip or something. (In that case,if asked - "are you single?" they'd probably reply, "No, I'm double". Okay...not so funny. i agree)
3) Girls, stop 'lol'ing around all the time. Man, that lol thing so overused... its not even a feeling or an action. Also, because more often than not, men don't exactly know what to do after a 'lol' happens. Like, we're left dumbstruck sort of. So we just insert a smiley to make you feel happy.
4) Never throw something at someone on facebook. Because nothing happens actually. No real feeling. Just a waste of energy and perfectly good minutes. It just shows that you lost your job or something (or maybe ur in junior college).
5) Also, these online cards, gifts and other random memorabilia are quite pointless.
6) Never say 'morning' or 'nite' to greet someone. Because they know its morning or night. Why repeat unnecessarily? "good morning" sounds so much better, no? Like, proper types with a smile and all. Now-a-days its just "hey, morning!". I mean, where has all the good gone?
7) Never see someone's pictures online and start getting all happy. Most of the times, Profile Pictures are tampered with in the ever-so-divine Adobe Photoshop (like the writer's current dp itself). And dreams come crashing down like the current market when you meet them in person (no, really). So the golden rule is to go by the person, not photos. There is no silver or bronze rule. (couldn't resist that one)
8) Never keep commenting on your own pics or reply to each and every link, comment, status message. Why? Refer to the latter part of point four. (Yeah yeah, fine, I have to admit. I make that mistake myself). Besides, it proves that you have no one else to talk to or no 'real' conversation to be part of.
9) Now, I usually like to write 10 points but I can't think of anything else and so I'm running out of points and so this is just a filler.
10) And this is point number ten! Hurray!
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