What The Laws You Break Squeal:
(Note: It is not our intention to deal with the garden variety of the serious felonies that exist, such as murder, rape, arson, etc. We are limiting our classification to the types of infractions that the majority of us have breached, those of which many believe, although perhaps erroneously, that one should not be incarcerated for.)
Buying Stolen Merchandise:
Although generally ethical, you have adapted a dual standard in order to exist.
Income Tax Cheating:
One who swindles a ruling power that he lives under, is actually one who is anti-anyone or anything being in a position of power. When the deceit is moderate the anti-authoritarianism is moderately adjusted accordingly.
Jay Walking:
Heedless, unwary, fearless and brash, and that still won’t stop you.
Littering:
Surveys have shown that the more a person litters the more apt he is to be one who complains, grumbles and wimpers about his everyday life.
Not Curbing Your Dog:
Seeing that you feel indignity for the human race at large, this is the manner in which you spurn your negativity.
Patronizing Prostitutes:
Considering that you will remain as an unknown, prudence is indicated.
Petty Theft:
We are referring here to the kinds of things that somehow were left on the table in your office. Like notebooks, pens and pencils etc., and somehow found their way to your pocketbook. Since you give much more than you get, you believe this is simply a matter of indemnification.
Scofflaw:
The flagrant violations of law that you commit is based on the fact that you are equal to all foreign diplomats, including the local police and fire departments. They have a right to park anywhere and not pay any tickets, so do you.
Traffic Violations:
Somewhat more serious than scofflaw, some sociologists suggest the fact that the traffic violator traveling a little above the speed limit, going through a stop sign when no one is around etc., has a positive turn in that it prevents the person from becoming an android.
Using Drugs:
Any area which encroaches upon your personal option, is seen by you as an infringement upon your private life and it is the judges and the police that are the true perpetrators.
