1. Pull the drapes open and shut them just as quickly.

2. Come into your room with defibrillation paddles.

3. Look at your X-rays and gasp.

4. Look at your condition and yell for nurses in a panic.

5. Look at the bone sticking out of your skin and say, "This is a major problem."

6. Look at your shoulder and say just before he pops it back into place, "This is going to hurt."

7. Enter your...

1. A bill for a meal this is more than what you would expect at a four star restaurant.

2. Egg dishes with only egg whites.

3. Anything that has absolutely no salt, pepper, spice or flavoring of any kind.

4. Veggie burgers.

5. Salisbury steak.

6. Overcooked carrots.

7. Sporks.

8. Vulcan food.

9. Klingon food.

10. Baby food.

Here are ten actual tips of advice...

1. Trucks always go way too fast.

2. There supposed to get out of the way when on ramp traffic is merging, aren’t they?

3. They just have way too many trucks on the freeways these days. It’s not safe anymore.

4. You could say I rear ended him. Or you could look at the glass as being half full.

5. I nodded off for just a second.

6. I needed to get into that lane and he was blocking me.

7. Sure I...

1. Always eat while you drive.

2. Always have one hand holding a cup of coffee while you drive.

3. Driving time is grooming time.

4. Always read a map while you drive to know where you’re going.

5. Have your navigator watch the road so you can do other things.

6. Driving is a good time to make calls on your cell phone.

7. Hitting puddles of water can be fun at full speed.

8. When others are...

1. They don’t find anything wrong with your vehicle.

2. The police find the other person at fault.

3. The police don’t notice your worn tires.

4. The police don’t see the beer cooler in your vehicle.

5. All your insurance information is in order.

6. The insurance company waives your deductible.

7. The repair work to your vehicle is done sooner than you expected.

8. You heal up...

1. Taking corners as fast as they can, especially in the rain.

2. Believing that speed limits are for sissies.

3. Thinking that hydroplaning is fun, especially on a crowded freeway.

4. Feeling that snow chains are too much trouble to put on.

5. Green light, go fast. Yellow light, go faster. Red light, uh...

6. Thinking it’s not that hard to eat a hamburger and drive at the same time.

7. Thinking that...

1. Tie your shoes in the middle of a busy street.

2. Wear dark clothing on a moonless night on a pitch dark street.

3. Chase a baseball in the middle of a busy intersection.

4. Go for a long pass down a busy highway.

5. Chase after cars like dogs do.

6. Try to hop onto a moving car.

7. Hop out of a moving truck.

8. Lose your train of thought when you see a sexy billboard.

9. Lose your...

1. You’re not covered in that state.

2. As a family member, you’re excluded.

3. We don’t offer that type of coverage.

4. You didn’t buy medical coverage.

5. You don’t have towing coverage.

6. You don’t have rental coverage.

7. Your collision deductible exceeds the amount of your repairs.

8. You declined that coverage.

9. You don’t have...

PERSONAL INJURY
Have you faced a major personal injury and shelled out a fortune recovering from it? I am sure you might have faced this situation. Isn’t it a little annoying to realize that you have faced physical mental and economical trauma for no fault of yours- especially when the event was not an act of God. You were paying for somebody else’s inefficiency. So shouldn’t you be compensated for your personal injury ? And who do you sue in cases like these?...

Complications during the process of labor and delivery can result in various types of injuries for a newborn baby. These injuries, commonly known as birth injuries, can be mild, severe, or fatal in various cases.

One of the most common causes is oxygen deprivation, which commonly takes place if the umbilical cord gets compressed or twisted during the birth process. The other major cause is mechanical trauma, which can take place when the unborn baby occupies an unusual...